(Yes, there are romantic horror stories. Haven’t heard of the genre? Welcome to… my life!)
He’s the Taj Mahal, the Eiffel Tower and crème brulée all wrapped into one. Crème de la crème! The creamiest of the cream—and I’m not talking about goat’s milk cream here. I’m talking about the real thang..
He is, in fact: The One.
Your Twin Flame.
A match made in heaven.
He’s everything you’ve always wanted but never knew you wanted until it appeared before you. Heaven on earth. He’s got it all (according to your outspoken imagination.)
Hell no, lady! Get a grip! On second thought, get an extra large grip. Size matters!
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